Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl and they even had a name picked out. The ultrasound didn't reveal the baby's sex, though, and since the expectant father had orders from the Navy to ship out before the due date, he told his wife, "We'd better pick out a boy's name, just in case."

When it was time for him to report for duty, they still hadn't decided. At sea a few weeks later, he got notification that his son, Justin Kase, had been born.

(Stan Kegel)

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Bonus Joke:

On Valentine's Day before the birth of our first child, I brought a flowering plant home to my pregnant wife. "They're mums," I told her, pleased with my pun.

Since it was already a week past her due date, my wife quipped, "You should have gotten impatiens."